king bored regrets bad bird-butt jester in perform
Basil and I have the most interesting conversations.
I asked crayola.com if crayolas could be used to make lipstick. Here is their answer:
”Thank you for your recent inquiry.
We do not recommend the use of any Crayola products for intentional direct skin contact, except for Crayola Quick & Easy Face Paint kits. These face painting kits were tested and approved for this purpose and are available in US retail stores carrying Crayola products.”
J.S. Bach, Prelude No. 1 in C major (BWV 846)
Dinner with Dr. Sutcliffe
What is Thanksgiving, according to my (French) students:
"It’s to celebrate witches. They eat chicken and potatoes because witches got burn at Salem, and it is now generally seen as a bad idea. The chickens represent the witches being burned, and the potatoes is the wood."
"On Thanksgiving Day, Americans sacrifice turkeys in the name of God and then chant at a table full of potatoes. It is very weird."
"Thanksgiving is about eating a lot. Every celebration is about eating a lot."
"On Thanksgiving Americans remember they have to be polite so they say thank you to everyone and exchange little gifts and little Thank You cards."
"They worship the Turkey Man. He is like Santa Claus but he is a big turkey, and gives potatoes to children."
"Pilgrims went to America and killed many people from America. They have to look like they feel bad about it so they invite people from their family they don’t like in their home and eat together at a table."
So I made this for GC's (and others…whose names I do not know) zine, and only then was reminded that I should actually have been making a comic. Then again I have six months to do it, so the balance is preserved.
I found a new way to ban students from my class and I’m never using anything else ever again
Greetings, greetings, greetings! Well I seem to be stuck in the sodding time vortex, AGAIN! So I can’t assist you.
Happy anniversary Doctor Who !
Even your dear Tardis wanted to wish it to you …
Happy DW day everyone !
Reif Larsen, The Selected Works of T.S.Spivet