In Xanadu did Kubla Khan

Miscellanies of tiny thoughts

Excerpts from “Kissing Sherlock Holmes” by T. D McKinney & Terry Wylis

Sherlock : “ I must prove to her my manly prowess in the arts of

physical love at the very next opportunity or she’ll have none of

me.”

[…]

“Holmes!” My lungs emptied in a rush and I could only cling

to his strong frame (…) “Dear sweet heaven above…”

“No. It’s you who’re sweet.”

[…]

You excite far more than cocaine.”

I’m not sure I’m supposed to find these funny. 

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