Excerpts from “Kissing Sherlock Holmes” by T. D McKinney & Terry Wylis
Sherlock : “ I must prove to her my manly prowess in the arts of
physical love at the very next opportunity or she’ll have none of
me.”
[…]
“Holmes!” My lungs emptied in a rush and I could only cling
to his strong frame (…) “Dear sweet heaven above…”
“No. It’s you who’re sweet.”
[…]
“You excite far more than cocaine.”
I’m not sure I’m supposed to find these funny.
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#This book is hilarious okay #When the author used the term ribbons of cream in the graphic scene #I spat my tea...
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